Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
did i walk over a car last night?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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