Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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