You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
