The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
