ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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