Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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