Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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