so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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