all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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