I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
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