Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Randomize
