Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
