her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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