whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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