She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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