Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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