just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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