from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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