Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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