After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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