Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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