Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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