i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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