we made out on top of his cat.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Sorry about my life...
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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