Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Randomize
