Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
