Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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