So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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