Sry I called you an 8
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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