VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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