fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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