I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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