Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
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