Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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