So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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