so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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