question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
even my farts smell like vagina
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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