I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
True college students do jello shots in the library
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