I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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