I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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