8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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