I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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