how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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