If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
