Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
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