Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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