Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Randomize
