Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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