Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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