Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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