rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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