No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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