Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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