READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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