i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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